I sent the kids into the bathroom to start brushing their teeth while I tried to add a few more lines to a post I’ve been trying to write since yesterday…
Both kids in unison: "Shake yer BOO-TAY! Shake yer BOO-TAY!" over and over.
Me: "BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"
Alex: "But Mom! We’re shaking our booties!"
(This is why Bill gets migraines.)