Hmmm…you may be wondering. Who is Beth, and why would she want to skip this post?
Well, I'll tell you.
Beth is a dear friend who met my sister in their first grade class and have been friends ever since. And s
Okay, I have to interrupt myself here. I'm sitting on the loveseat in our living room and Scratchy has crawled up between the loveseat and the slipcover, and he's moving around under the green fabric like a cartoon gopher digging a fast-moving hole in the dirt, you know, where you see the dirt kind of bumping up in a mounding trail as he zips along…
Anyway, he was becoming disruptive to my typing. Had to make him stop. I whispered "neuter" at him as he sped along, and he quickly exited the slipcover and fled the room.
Anyway, back to Beth. So Beth has been friends with us for a lifetime. It's that kind of lifelong relationship where even if you're all married and have been for a while, you still refer to each other using maiden names. Because that's who you are to each other.
Anyway, some people have things about mice…or bugs…or snakes…or (sorry, Sheila) spiders. With Beth…it's eyeballs.
And that's why Beth might want to go read something else now.
Because yesterday, Alex and I got a bit goofy. With a gummy eyeball. Blue, like Alex's own real ones.
And the pictures crack me up, so I must share them.
But to give Beth one more chance to switch over to Facebook or something, I'll put the photos after the jump. Because I'm nice that way.
Welcome to the laboratory!