Here, have a look:
He's not a cookie ornament, he's made of paper. Heavy-duty, grocery store issue, brown paper bags, to be specific.
And the icing? It's royal icing - with some white glue added.
Looks tasty, doesn't he?
I also made these:
But don't worry – I'm also baking the edible kind of cookies, too. My kitchen smells like cinnamon and cloves as I type!