But I don’t want to go a-caroling…
What is wassail, anyway? Does it have a tail? Or a bell inside?
The snowman can’t stay in tune. It’s really annoying.
I’m thinking that 10th day of Christmas should be changed to “ten cats a sleeping.” Who wants men jumping about the place? Something will get broken for sure. And I’ll get blamed for it.
Eggnog? What about tuna? Tuna’s way more festive. And better for you. And yummy.
Why didn’t I get my solo? I thought I was supposed to have a solo. I do a mean “O Holy Night,” you know. I should have had a solo. These penguins know nothing about art.